Keep reading to find out if we’re a match. If you’re anything like me, then you probably also despise icebreakers with a passion, or really any other obvious or inorganic attempt at getting-to-know-you style ‘conversation’.

If you’re curious to learn how I’m handling turning 30, then the joke is on you, because I am not handling it. Who decides what it means to maturely and appropriately deal with something, anyway?